15.9.15

Day |15 The Archaeological Diggings of my life.



Over the eons there has many occasions on which I have been asked { scrapbookingly } to notate and document the strata { many layers } of my saddlebag. 
Image from seanconneryday.com

So lets tackle this dig chronologically shall we.
Lets delve into cataloging the exhibits.......

Pre historic   - aka pre children { foot loose and fancy free with a disposable income }
Back Pocket
  • Car Keys
  • Cash
  • Hanky
  • Drivers License
  • Lipstick 
  • Perfume 
  • Tampon 
Stone Age   -  aka baby   { nursling dinosaurs }
Nappy Bag 
  • Car Keys  - RACV card
  • Nappies
  • Wipes
  • Pins
  • Creams
  • Dumby
  • Spew Cloth
  • Camera + Batteries + film 
  • Hanky
  • Purse - no cash just moths
  • Multiple change of clothes Adult & Child 
Bronze Age - aka toddler { Little Neaderthals }
Large Bag 
  • Car Keys  - RACV card
  • Training Pants - multiple pairs
  • Wipes
  • Plastic spoons 
  • Dumby
  • Bandaids 
  • Board Books
  • Bug Spray
  • Pads
  • Camera + Batteries + film 
  • Hanky
  • Purse still no cash just moths
Iron Age -  aka Primary School{ Cave Dwellers }
Basket - trend of the 90's
  • Car Keys  - RACV card
  • Tampons
  • Camera + Batteries + film 
  • Hanky
  • Purse - small coinage - lunch order money 
  • Mail made from parchment with indistinguishable hieroglyphics  
  • Lipgloss
  • Sweet Confection - commonly understood to be used for bribery
  • Instant Coffee Sachets
  • Magazine - for the purpose of entertainment in the long car lines at school
Roman Period  -  aka highschool  { Waring Romans }
Large Handbag 
  • Car Keys  - RACV card
  • Tampons
  • Camera + Batteries NOW digital
  • Hanky
  • Large Purse empty - Cards now
  • Mobile Phone 
  • DS + Accessories
  • MP3
  • Cosmetic purse - anti aging treatments
  • Panadol
  • Glasses
  • Deodorant
  • Notebook / pen 
Byzantine Period  - aka only 2 at home { Crusaders with attitude } 
Shoulder Bag 
  • Car Keys  - RACV card
  • Camera + Batteries  - USB 
  • Hanky
  • Large Purse empty - Cards now
  • Mobile Phone 
  • Lipstick 
  • Perfume
  • Cosmetic Purse - Anti aging creams and war paint
  • Small Zippered Purse - hidden cash
  • Glasses Case - for extra pair of glasses
  • Earphones
  • IPad
 Aptly named I foresee the next  period in my life to be the
 ' OTTOMAN ' Period. - aka all flown the coop  { Jetsons } 

  • Hanky 
  • Back to pads for LBL 
  • Spac filler for restoring cracked and weathered porcelain
  • Magnifying Glasses actually I already own these
  • Who knows what else - it might be all built in or tattooed on !!
Car Keys  - RACV card.....  You may have notice the number one repetitive position  - I am always locking my keys in the car.... 


Mrs Indianna Jones signing off  in situ at the Great Excavation of ye olde saddlebag. 

4 comments:

  1. This is brilliant! Just brilliant! LOVE it! Such a clever take on the prompt! Loved so many parts of it! "Sweet Confection - commonly understood to be used for bribery" Brilliant! "Purse - no cash just moths" - had me in stitches! [And, overall, after having made me laugh and smile at your ingenuity, it made me more than a little nostalgic....time passes, they grow, we change...but a happy sort of nostalgic...thank you! Love it....Helen P.S. Any shot of Sean Connery (and Harrison Ford's torso in *that* shirt is always welcome too!

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  2. I LOVE the format of your post! Very witty and creative!

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  3. LOVED reading your post for Blog-tember's day 15, or...What's in your Bag? Didn't expect to find such a comedic method of answering that question!!! LOVED IT! Thanks for sharing!

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  4. OMG this was such a great fun post to read. I was laughing my head off while at the same time agreeing with everything. This was so good

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